>https://entertainment.slashdot.org/story/17/12/18/024219/ask-slashdot-whats-the-worst-it-related-joke-youve-ever-heard#comments
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>What's "pieces of seven, pieces of seven"?
>It's a parroty error.
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>"I like telling UDP jokes because I don't care if you don't get them."
>Or the TCP variant:
>" You wanna hear a TCP joke ?
> You wanna hear a TCP joke ?
> You wanna hear a TCP joke ?
> You wanna hear a TCP joke ?
> [...]"
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>to To other side. get the
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>Why did the multithreaded chicken cross the road?
>other to side. To the get
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>And god said "Go forth and multiply"
>Came the snakes and said "Oh lord almighty, we cannot follow your command, for we are adders."
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>Thus spoke the lord "Go and fell those trees and build furniture out of them. For adders can multiply with the aid of log tables".
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>Q: Why is Christmas identical to Halloween?
>
>A: Because Dec 25 equals Oct 31.

Good ones, Al!