>"I like telling UDP jokes because I don't care if you don't get them."
>Or the TCP variant:
>" You wanna hear a TCP joke ?
> You wanna hear a TCP joke ?
> You wanna hear a TCP joke ?
> You wanna hear a TCP joke ?
> [...]"
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>to To other side. get the
>
>Why did the multithreaded chicken cross the road?
>other to side. To the get

That's a new one! And good.

And I've added a few new ones to the old programming jokes collection. Not too many, that's the slowest growing page I have.

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>And god said "Go forth and multiply"
>Came the snakes and said "Oh lord almighty, we cannot follow your command, for we are adders."
>
>Thus spoke the lord "Go and fell those trees and build furniture out of them. For adders can multiply with the aid of log tables".

Thanks for this one - duly noted at ambiguity - L, close to the bottom.