>>>>Spring is here.
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>>Autumn, surely? Or "Fall" as you parochial Northern Hemispherists call it.
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>My ancestors would say "dok jednom ne smrkne, drugom ne svane" (until [it] darkens to one, to other [it] doesn't dawn). Had they known more geography, they'd surely have one about this shifting allegiance of the seasons.

Maybe you should add "fall" to your list of quaint English. When you trip you may fall. If you are easily duped you may become the fall guy. The season after summer is fall.