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>>MSN (Microsoft-Sun-Netscape) Corporation

ROFLMAO
M$SN (Arrgh!)any relation to my favorite test data corporations: World Domination Ltd. and Engulf & Devour plc.

>>July 15, 2010 --- The Microsoft Developer Tools division announced the release of Visual FoxPro 12 this week. VFP12 includes most of the features of the new Visual Behemoth 12 development suite, including:

HOW MANY Terrabytes of diskspace does this require? Is there room on one harddrive for it and WIN10??

>Also available for download (20GB) by registered users is the Wishlist Entry Immediate Response Director (WEIRD). WEIRD is a HyperActiveX control that hooks into the MTCS (MSN Thought Command System) and activiates whenever the developer wishes for a feature. Upon activation WEIRD then records everything in the mind of the developer and transmits it to MSN's artificial intelligence web sever which responds within seconds by wiping all the developers thoughts that led up the wish.

.... it then replaces these thoughts with a sensation almost but not completely unlike satisfaction with the developer's job and work environment

Jen