>>>>>Q. How can you tell when a plane load of Pommies lands at the airport?
>>>>>A. The whining doesn't stop when the engines are shut down
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>>>>Brilliant! I'll just have to remember that one. I'm British, although not proud of it, and I just love to deflate some of the British Tourists egos here in Malta when they get too much. That joke is getting added to the repertoire.
>>>
>>>Thanks,
>>>And Hey, 'Schooner Software'. Neat.
>>>I'll have a 'schooner of black' (that's Aussie for 375ml of dark beer at the pub)
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>>Wouldn't that be "Oil ave ay schooner of black... mate" :-)
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>Are you related to Dick van Dyke? (his accent was as good as yours in Mary Poppins)

Must have had a brain-bypass operation - just re-read your post and realised you were doing an Aussie accent, not a cockney one.


P.S. I like the joke about the soap.