>>>>Q. How can you tell when a plane load of Pommies lands at the airport?
>>>>A. The whining doesn't stop when the engines are shut down
>>>>
>>>Brilliant! I'll just have to remember that one. I'm British, although not proud of it, and I just love to deflate some of the British Tourists egos here in Malta when they get too much. That joke is getting added to the repertoire.
>>
>>Thanks,
>>And Hey, 'Schooner Software'. Neat.
>>I'll have a 'schooner of black' (that's Aussie for 375ml of dark beer at the pub)
>
>
>Wouldn't that be "Oil ave ay schooner of black... mate" :-)


Are you related to Dick van Dyke? (his accent was as good as yours in Mary Poppins)