>>>I'll have a 'schooner of black' (that's Aussie for 375ml of dark beer at the pub)
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>>Wouldn't that be "Oil ave ay schooner of black... mate" :-)
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>Are you related to Dick van Dyke? (his accent was as good as yours in Mary Poppins)

What? You mean the Mary Poppins wasn't a documentary? :-)