>>>>This thread is entirely worthless. I think you should kill it. :-)
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>>>The classy move here would be seppuku... ;-)
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>>I don't have the appropriate Gi, swords, or second. Sorry. :-(
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>I'm sure we'd be happy to supply them for you. I think a more appropriate method would be to bungee-jump into a pool of Pirhana.

I'm afraid of heights though... Can't I just drown myself in beer or something?