>>>>>>>>This thread is entirely worthless. I think you should kill it. :-)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>The classy move here would be seppuku... ;-)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I don't have the appropriate Gi, swords, or second. Sorry. :-(
>>>>>
>>>>>I'm sure we'd be happy to supply them for you. I think a more appropriate method would be to bungee-jump into a pool of Pirhana.
>>>>
>>>>I'm afraid of heights though... Can't I just drown myself in beer or something?
>>>
>>>How bout the old hair dyrer in the bathtub.
>>
>>Toaster is much better.
>
>How bout the electric toothbrush?

Hey! I brush my teeth! What are you trying to say, that I have bad breath or something?!?