>>>>>>>This thread is entirely worthless. I think you should kill it. :-)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The classy move here would be seppuku... ;-)
>>>>>
>>>>>I don't have the appropriate Gi, swords, or second. Sorry. :-(
>>>>
>>>>I'm sure we'd be happy to supply them for you. I think a more appropriate method would be to bungee-jump into a pool of Pirhana.
>>>
>>>I'm afraid of heights though... Can't I just drown myself in beer or something?
>>
>>How bout the old hair dyrer in the bathtub.
>
>Toaster is much better.

How bout the electric toothbrush?