I'm surprised our Canadian Maritime members haven't weighed in on this one:
Dazed & Confused: "He didn't know if he was pickled, punched, or pecked by a robin"
Dumb: "Couldn't pour p**s out of a gumboot if the instructions were written on the heel"
And then as pilots are fond of saying:
Pilot: "Flying is the second best thing there is."
Other: "Sex is the best thing, right?"
Pilot: "Wrong.
Landing is the first best thing."
Regards. Al
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