>Whoa. Tell me Mike, how can static text that appears on a screen after being sent over a digital wire have a tone and make a sound?!?!

I would think that you of all people don't believe this, as logical as it is. Aren't you the one who has a "just for fun" website? Doesn't that broadcast some type of tone? Anyway, this is a whole discussion in its self, and you could start a new thread to challenge me, I, however, (no offense) would rather stay out of it.