>7) You don't look like my type, but I guess you'll do.

That's from "Third Rate Romance", originally released by the Amazing Rhythm Aces in 1975. It was recently redone by a country group (don't follow country, so I don't know who). I loved that song because it was so seedy; it's about the lowest one-night stand ever. Other lyrics:

"I've never really done this kind of thing before. Have you?" "Yes, I have, but only a time or two."

"I'll even tell you that I love you if you want me to."

Other favorite country lyrics (some of these are paraphrases):

"I don't need a coat in winter, baby, 'cause I got your love to keep me warm"

"My wife ran off with my best friend, and I miss him terribly"

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me that an frontal lobotomy"

"If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me"

Doug