NEWOBJECT()?

And who are you calling lame? :-)


>Ok, let's reach for a higher level of literary accomplishment. Maybe this will be a little more obscure and challenging than JohnK's (lame) poetry :-)
>
>Name these *things*:
>
>There's a method in my madness
>And a function in conjunction.
>We'll quickly soothe your sadness
>And new-ter your compunction.
>
>(There is another verse in case no one gets this...)