>NEWOBJECT()?

Yes, the twins...

.NewObject method and NEWOBJECT() function

>And who are you calling lame? :-)

Well, you're obviously not lame-brained, even if the poetry is lacking.

>
>>Ok, let's reach for a higher level of literary accomplishment. Maybe this will be a little more obscure and challenging than JohnK's (lame) poetry :-)
>>
>>Name these *things*:
>>
>>There's a method in my madness
>>And a function in conjunction.
>>We'll quickly soothe your sadness
>>And new-ter your compunction.
>>
>>(There is another verse in case no one gets this...)