>The Mick: Didn't you send me a card?
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>GT: Yes, I did. I mailed it two days ago and I thought it'd get here.
>
>M: You thought? YOU THOUGHT?? If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, It doesn't matter what you think
>
>The remainder of this dialog has, of course, been censored.:-)
>
>Of course, all of the above conversation is pure fiction

I may have quoted this here before, but it bears repeating:

"If a man says something in the forest and there is no woman there to hear it, is he still wrong?"