>>The Mick: Didn't you send me a card?
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>>GT: Yes, I did. I mailed it two days ago and I thought it'd get here.
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>>M: You thought? YOU THOUGHT?? If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, It doesn't matter what you think
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>>The remainder of this dialog has, of course, been censored.:-)
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>>Of course, all of the above conversation is pure fiction
>
>I may have quoted this here before, but it bears repeating:
>
>"If a man says something in the forest and there is no woman there to hear it, is he still wrong?"

Or my old tag line:

Women's faults are many. Man has only two. Just everything he says and everything he do.

:)