Now it seems there's a FoxGeek in Denton
Whose mistake might be over-reaction
When protecting the fun
Even he jumped the gun
So he offers his hand in retraction

>Even Evan is getting apPauleyng.
>What's that sound? Is his lawyer he calling?
>Pardon me if you will
>If my words were too shrill
>An apology here I am drawling.
>
>>For now, our initial reactions
>>Show respect and professional action
>>But lest we forget
>>Human feelings get bent
>>And we want to avoid "geeks in traction"
>>
>>(btw, is "eated" in the Scrabble dictionary ??? )(ducking)
>>
>>>Do you think that we've gotten too heated
>>>When our words and our poems have meeted?
>>>I'm OK, I'm still cool,
>>>But I'll follow your rule.
>>>(tummy grumbled) -- it's time that I eated.
>>>
>>>>
>>>>It seems we've created some tussles
>>>>Overrun with libations and muscles
>>>>I just hope everyone
>>>>Can just chill and have fun
>>>>Without "nailing" each other's corpuscles.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>(diving for cover)
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Here's hoping your DevCon orations
>>>>>Will be welcomed and cheered by the nations.
>>>>>But with poems you'll see
>>>>>That the master is me
>>>>>And I'LL relish the standing ovations.
>>>>>
>>>>>>Today I reserve for fun crap,
>>>>>>and David fell into the trap.
>>>>>>He's in for disaster,
>>>>>>'cause he's met his master
>>>>>>(unless this causes too much of a flap)