>Dead-pan is Chapter 3 I believe, but I don't think Sarcasm had its own chapter. I think it was a major part of "Advanced Techniques" (Chapter 10).:-)

ROFL


>"Mitre" I make a suggestion? (Yeah, I saw the one above, but I did want to spell it right< s >).

No problem, I stole saw from you...

>One that might have some "teeth" in it? We'd better watch it or the members will "bolt" for the door. Of course, many think I'm "nuts" but I'm not about to "shim"my because of it. Some have tried to take the "measure" of me, but I keeping "lumber"ing along none the less. They simple refuse to "chaulk" it up to experience. But I'm "drill"ing you quite a "bit", but you've "tapped" into this and once done it's hard to bring it to a halt.

(Well, I am trying to write a limeric, a web application, talk Philospohy with some guy from CA via email, and get a new cup of coffee, but I will give it a shot):

Speaking of teeth:

This thread is "gum"ming things up in terms of my productivity, but I have to say "mouth"ing puns is not nearly as fun as posting them. Not trying to sound "tongue"-in-"cheek" but this is the most fun I have had up here all week, and while I am seemingly paying "lip" service to the Friday goof off session, I have to say how "dentrimental" (sic) this is to my ability to "polish" off my application. I can't help it though, I like puns a "ton. sil"ly huh?