I think John has left us alone --
His absence I really bemoan.
His deadline is near,
He's quaking in fear.
His Assign-ment is probably gone.

>With auto quote on I must say
>Now showing the thread is OK
>So now we can see
>the verse you, John and me
>have wittily written today
>
>>A great deed indeed when you did it!
>>I don't doubt you'll do something wid it.
>>For searching it's quick,
>>For quoting -- neat trick,
>>And the white envelope -- you won't get rid it.
>>
>>>An upgrade I did do today
>>>When rhyming it was on its way
>>>While I was waiting
>>>It was you I was baiting
>>>So I could say PUTM hooray!
>>>(look at my envelope)
>>>
>>>>I didn't see that was the problem
>>>>That a BUTM's features hobble-em.
>>>>You could upgrade, you know
>>>>Then your icon would show
>>>>That new features you have -- up you'll gobble-em.
>>>
>>>>>The thread is alive an well
>>>>>Though some of the rhymes do smell
>>>>>With by-hand cut and paste
>>>>>Oh how much time I do waste
>>>>>When dealing with BUTM hell
>
>>>>>You're thinking this thread is Caput? - Oh,
>>>>>No not yet, since John's verse is so good - Whoa!
>>>>>We've got more rhymes to write,
>>>>>We're not done, no not quite,
>>>>>Until into his mouth John K's foot go.
>
>>>>>>About this thread, right or wrong
>>>>>>Its getting like last week's song
>>>>>>Without auto quote
>>>>>>The possibility's remote
>>>>>>That I will include it for long
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Not redesign -- re-re-design it
>>>>>>>When your redesign still won't Assign it.
>>>>>>>John can shout, pout and whine,
>>>>>>>But he'll miss the deadline
>>>>>>>If he can't find a way to define it.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>It seems John is in a mire
>>>>>>>>about an event that refuses to fire
>>>>>>>>Dave suggests redesign
>>>>>>>>And I say that's fine
>>>>>>>>But time is key when one is for hire
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I can't coordinate the UI without it;
>>>>>>>>>I need that Assign, godblessit
>>>>>>>>>If it refuses to work
>>>>>>>>>I'll look like a jerk,
>>>>>>>>>and I can't find a way around it.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Well at least while your contract is waning
>>>>>>>>>>You can slow down your client's complaining
>>>>>>>>>>By quoting some verse
>>>>>>>>>>(Gives you time to rehearse)
>>>>>>>>>>Whether oTB OR NOT tb explaining.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>I defined a new toolbar, (oTB)
>>>>>>>>>>>It forced me to think like a newbie,
>>>>>>>>>>>Now my framework is shot,
>>>>>>>>>>>but my deadline is NOT.
>>>>>>>>>>>A very bad place in which to be.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Your rhythm is slightly improving
>>>>>>>>>>>>And soon, I suspect, you'll be moving
>>>>>>>>>>>>From firing Assigns
>>>>>>>>>>>>To making more rhymes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>Add music and we'll all be grooving.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>I coded an Assign to fire
>>>>>>>>>>>>>It don't run, and raises my ire,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>It may be a flaw
>>>>>>>>>>>>>It sticks in my craw,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>(I think I want to retire!)