My own deadline is near
Yet I keep on posting up here
Since John has departed
You and I have started
An endless thread I fear

>I think John has left us alone --
>His absence I really bemoan.
>His deadline is near,
>He's quaking in fear.
>His Assign-ment is probably gone.
>
>>With auto quote on I must say
>>Now showing the thread is OK
>>So now we can see
>>the verse you, John and me
>>have wittily written today
>>
>>>A great deed indeed when you did it!
>>>I don't doubt you'll do something wid it.
>>>For searching it's quick,
>>>For quoting -- neat trick,
>>>And the white envelope -- you won't get rid it.
>>>
>>>>An upgrade I did do today
>>>>When rhyming it was on its way
>>>>While I was waiting
>>>>It was you I was baiting
>>>>So I could say PUTM hooray!
>>>>(look at my envelope)
>>>>
>>>>>I didn't see that was the problem
>>>>>That a BUTM's features hobble-em.
>>>>>You could upgrade, you know
>>>>>Then your icon would show
>>>>>That new features you have -- up you'll gobble-em.
>>>>
>>>>>>The thread is alive an well
>>>>>>Though some of the rhymes do smell
>>>>>>With by-hand cut and paste
>>>>>>Oh how much time I do waste
>>>>>>When dealing with BUTM hell
>>
>>>>>>You're thinking this thread is Caput? - Oh,
>>>>>>No not yet, since John's verse is so good - Whoa!
>>>>>>We've got more rhymes to write,
>>>>>>We're not done, no not quite,
>>>>>>Until into his mouth John K's foot go.
>>
>>>>>>>About this thread, right or wrong
>>>>>>>Its getting like last week's song
>>>>>>>Without auto quote
>>>>>>>The possibility's remote
>>>>>>>That I will include it for long
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Not redesign -- re-re-design it
>>>>>>>>When your redesign still won't Assign it.
>>>>>>>>John can shout, pout and whine,
>>>>>>>>But he'll miss the deadline
>>>>>>>>If he can't find a way to define it.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>It seems John is in a mire
>>>>>>>>>about an event that refuses to fire
>>>>>>>>>Dave suggests redesign
>>>>>>>>>And I say that's fine
>>>>>>>>>But time is key when one is for hire
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>I can't coordinate the UI without it;
>>>>>>>>>>I need that Assign, godblessit
>>>>>>>>>>If it refuses to work
>>>>>>>>>>I'll look like a jerk,
>>>>>>>>>>and I can't find a way around it.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Well at least while your contract is waning
>>>>>>>>>>>You can slow down your client's complaining
>>>>>>>>>>>By quoting some verse
>>>>>>>>>>>(Gives you time to rehearse)
>>>>>>>>>>>Whether oTB OR NOT tb explaining.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>I defined a new toolbar, (oTB)
>>>>>>>>>>>>It forced me to think like a newbie,
>>>>>>>>>>>>Now my framework is shot,
>>>>>>>>>>>>but my deadline is NOT.
>>>>>>>>>>>>A very bad place in which to be.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Your rhythm is slightly improving
>>>>>>>>>>>>>And soon, I suspect, you'll be moving
>>>>>>>>>>>>>From firing Assigns
>>>>>>>>>>>>>To making more rhymes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Add music and we'll all be grooving.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I coded an Assign to fire
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>It don't run, and raises my ire,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>It may be a flaw
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>It sticks in my craw,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(I think I want to retire!)