>Ha! One thing you forgot to specify! Well, I wasn't going to make it anyway!

OK, since I'm not sure which one you meant, I'd better add two more to the list:

double-occopancy, NON-FEMALE, NON-SNORING, non-smoking, non-party-animal :-) room ...

Note that I am NOT specifying non-midnight-snack, non-chocolate, non-cheesecake, non-coffee, or non-friendly.