I'd come all the way for the coffee, cheescake, and friendly!

(If I could, that is.)


>>Ha! One thing you forgot to specify! Well, I wasn't going to make it anyway!
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>OK, since I'm not sure which one you meant, I'd better add two more to the list:
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>double-occopancy, NON-FEMALE, NON-SNORING, non-smoking, non-party-animal :-) room ...
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>Note that I am NOT specifying non-midnight-snack, non-chocolate, non-cheesecake, non-coffee, or non-friendly.