>1) Don't order a steak at a Waffle House.

They have Waffle Houses in Miami? Ooooh, how I miss having one within walking distance from the house; may have to make a side-trip during DevCon. And what's wrong with their steaks? Yeah, they're a bit gristly, but what do you expect for six bucks?

>12) Last but not least. DO NOT come down here trying to tell us how
>to Bar-B-Q.

Yeah, like a Georgian would know good barbeque. Take a trip to North Carolina and learn how it's supposed to be done. :-)