Tom,

>6) We are fully aware of how high the humidity is, so shut up, spend your money, and go home.
>
>7) Don't order wheat toast at Cracker Barrel. Everyone will
>instantly know that you are from Ohio. Eat your biscuits like God
>intended and for god's sake, don't put sugar on your grits.

ROFL! Great stuff, and very true for my hometown. Don't know about Miami -- I think their might be some special Cuban rules there.