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Tourist Warnings for Miami Devcon.........
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23/07/2000 11:44:35
 
 
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Visual FoxPro
Catégorie:
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Divers
Thread ID:
00392434
Message ID:
00395975
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When you get down there, grab a phone book, look under Cigars or Tobacco and anything located on 8th Street will do the ticket......

>Dude,
>
>Gottah line on some good Cuban stogies down there?
>
>
>>These have to be changed for Miami. Once you cross over from Broward, to Miami-Dade County, the rules are changed as follows:
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>>1) You can order food any way you want, as long as it's fried, fried, or fried. Remember that the word "maslas" translates to "chunks".
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>>2) Also don't laugh at the names Efegenio, Humberto, Yolanda, or Rigoberto...
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>>3) Learn the hurricane evacuation route when you arrive at the hotel.
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>>4) Don't say you like the University of Florida or FSU or any Big East team because they'll send convicted Hurricane football players over to beat you up.
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>>5) The number one thing to avoid saying in Miami is anything related to Fidel Castro. And if you do have to, spit after you say his name.
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>>6) Do not walk fast down the sidewalk. In that part of Miami Beach the average age is 100 so you might hurt someone.
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John Koziol, ex-MVP, ex-MS, ex-FoxTeam. Just call me "X"
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro" - Hunter Thompson (Gonzo) RIP 2/19/05
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