Dude,

Gottah line on some good Cuban stogies down there?


>These have to be changed for Miami. Once you cross over from Broward, to Miami-Dade County, the rules are changed as follows:
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>1) You can order food any way you want, as long as it's fried, fried, or fried. Remember that the word "maslas" translates to "chunks".
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>2) Also don't laugh at the names Efegenio, Humberto, Yolanda, or Rigoberto...
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>3) Learn the hurricane evacuation route when you arrive at the hotel.
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>4) Don't say you like the University of Florida or FSU or any Big East team because they'll send convicted Hurricane football players over to beat you up.
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>5) The number one thing to avoid saying in Miami is anything related to Fidel Castro. And if you do have to, spit after you say his name.
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>6) Do not walk fast down the sidewalk. In that part of Miami Beach the average age is 100 so you might hurt someone.