No, my tagline is from New Scientist and their exctract from the RoSPA report on accidents and their causes (1998 edition). Trousers were a major cause of accidents (the mind boggles) as were, apparently, tea cosies and oven gloves.

Naturally, I now drink coffee and eat cold food whilst wearing a kilt.

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>Nick Mason