>In the spirit of Friday... In order to get to Devcon I am willing to do the following:
>
>- wear a large orange fox head
>- go shirtless
>- get "VFP7" tattooed on my back
>- wear a large replica of a VisualStudio.net box
>- sing the Battle Hym of The Republic in boxers during the keynote
>- insert product endorsements in every sentence. Example "Sure I would like to < West Wind > get a beer in the pub".
>- streak while trailing a banner with corporate logos
>- carry out a hit with a cream pie
>
>Any other ideas?

Cover yourself with product endorsement stickers -- hey, it works for NASCAR