>>Why hasn't anyone created a VB/VFP conference?
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>Top ten reasons why there's no VB/VFP conference:
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>10. Two words: cats and dogs
>9. "What we have here is failure to communicate"
>8. Two words: oil and water
>7. Conference organizers afraid of forfeiting hotel security deposit due to damage from fights over what "inheritance" really means
>6. VB'ers can't spell "VFP"
>5. VFP'ers think VB is still IF $A = "1" THEN GOTO 30
>4. MS denies the existence of VFP to everyone outside the VFP community
>3. Nostradamus predicted it would never happen
>2. Can't agree on which database to use for conference registration
>... and the top reason why there's no VB/VFP conference:
>1. MS doesn't want all those VB'ers to defect to VFP when they find out how great it is

Rick that was great, you have my cubicle here in stitches.