I have been giving you conservatives a pretty hard time, and I feel kind of sorry for you since Gore is going to win < g >, so I thought I would throw you a bone. Hopefully, you have not seen this yet:

Rules of Democrat Golf

1. Democrats get to keep shooting until one gets par or an acceptable
score.

2. Democrats are allowed to keep score by hand;
Republicans are not
allowed to keep score at all, and the Democrats will
appoint someone to keep score for them.

3. If a Republican shoots par or under par on a
hole, a Gore-appointee
will sue in court (to a Clinton-appointed judge)
that the score is invalid.

4. Holes for Democrats will be 3 ft in diameter
(to allow less confusion);
Republicans will use regulation-size holes.

5. If a shot is missed by a Democrat, it will be counted if the
Democrat
intended it to go in and can certify this by
written statement to any number of partisans.

6. Scores by Democrats can be changed after the
round, if they can prove one of the following:
a) Trees were improperly placed on the course.
b) Wind speed was too strong.
c) Water was placed on the course in a way that
confused the Democrat on club selection