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>Rules of Democrat Golf
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>1. Democrats get to keep shooting until one gets par or an acceptable score.
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>2. Democrats are allowed to keep score by hand; Republicans are not allowed to keep score at all, and the Democrats will appoint someone to keep score for them.
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>3. If a Republican shoots par or under par on a hole, a Gore-appointee will sue in court (to a Clinton-appointed judge) that the score is invalid.
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>4. Holes for Democrats will be 3 ft in diameter (to allow less confusion); Republicans will use regulation-size holes.
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> 5. If a shot is missed by a Democrat, it will be counted if the Democrat intended it to go in and can certify this by written statement to any number of partisans.
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>6. Scores by Democrats can be changed after the round, if they can prove one of the following:
a) Trees were improperly placed on the course.
b) Wind speed was too strong.
c) Water was placed on the course in a way that confused the Democrat on club selection