Ding Dong! The Witch is dead.
Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head,
Rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead.
She's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho,
Let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh,
Sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know The Wicked Witch is dead
Special Thanks to:
Janet Reno & her "jack booted thugs"
Elian Gonzalez & the highly irrascible Cuban-American voters of Florida
Ralph Nader & his band of merry wackos
Bill "Slick Willie" Clinton & & & & & & & & & &
What's her name
Algore
Jessie "I'm gonna start a riot" Jackson
Al "me too" Sharpton
Florida's finest voters
Monica Lewinsky
Vince Foster
Travelgate
Chinagate
Gategate
Buddist temples everywhere
dirty old men everywhere
etc, etc, ad nauseum
Yee Haa!
John Harvey
Shelbynet.com
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