>>>Paraphrasing Dr. McCoy:
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>>>Damnit Len, they're developers, not miracle workers!
>>
>>But was Spock refering to the inner sanctum when he said :
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>>"It's life Jim, but not as we know it"
>
>I think he was referring to British woman and sex. Which leads me to a joke:
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>A Frenchman has just finished having sex with a woman, when a policeman busts through the door and places him under arrest. The Frenchman, obviously startled, asks "What's the charge?" To which the Policeman responds, "Necrophelia, having sex with a dead person". And the punchline is:
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>"I didn't know she was dead, I just thought she was British!"
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>< vbg >
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>P.S. I hope this does not hurt my chances of hooking up with any British women in this forum.

Now that is totally uncalled for. No self respecting British woman would consider sex with a Frenchman.

(Now I've upset a few more people too, I guess - I trust any French people here have a better capacity for a joke than some other people who have replied to me)