>Here are some tried and true dating techniques.
>
>DO
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>1) On the first date, let it slip that you own a bus pass.
>2) Brag about your high score on Age of Empires
>3) Invite her over to play dueling banjos on the front porch
>
>DON'T
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>1) Don't mention you are on day parole.
>2) Don't bring your imagininary friend on a double date.
>3) Don't mention that your dad is also your uncle and your nephew
4) Tell her you have to cut the date short to go home and wash your Mom's hair.
Chris McCandless
Red Sky Software