Dave, can I borrow $100?

>Yes.

Oh great!. Um... can I make that $200

>Yes.

Do I need to pay you back?

>No.
>Only if less than $400.

Huh?
Dave, what you call those really tall people?

>The Giants.

Would you mind making me a tomato and cheeze pizza with a baked crust from scratch? Oh and then Fedex it to me at work?

>Absolutely not.

Rats.

>See you in my dreams,

Um.. Dave?!