Hi Doug,

I think, the world is too small :) My manager showed me the exact list about three months ago. He kindly explained everything for me.

Yes, English is a tough language. But he is now studing Russian (we now have four Russian girls in the company) :)

"Do svidanija" :)


>Hey all,
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>Just for fun and to take a quick break from work I thought I'd post this. It was forwarded to me by my brother-in-law. Thought our 'off shore' friends would appreciate it!
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>English Confusion
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>Do you think the English language is easy to learn? If so, then consider
>the following sentences:
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>We must polish the Polish furniture.
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>He could lead if he would get the lead out.
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>The farm was used to produce produce.
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>The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
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>The soldier decided to desert in the desert.
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>A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
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>When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
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>I did not object to the object.
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>The bandage was wound around the wound.
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>There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
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>They were too close to the door to close it.
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>The buck does funny things when the does are present.
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>They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line.
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>The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
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>Upon seeing the tear in my clothes I shed a tear.
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>I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
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>Ths singer had to record the record.
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>Will you be able to live through a live concert?
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>After a number of injections my jaw got number.
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