What? No comments on my GREAT puns on GROUNDS?

>Bought a replacement: Black and Decker 12-cup...whew, crisis resolved.
>
>Deserves an ode:
>
>Oh, thank you Black and Decker
>for saving my coffee life,
>without you I'm a pecker;
>about to lose my wife.
>
>
>>You are so right. If the grounds are dry, sue. If they're wet but cold, sue. If they're wet and warm, enjoy!
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>>>I think you have legitimate grounds to sue the coffee maker. I like tea, but it just doesn't frazzle my nerves like coffee.
>>>
>>>>Twinings English Breakfast tea to the partial rescue! Partial insofar as it ain't coffee but it's hot and has caffiene.
>>>>
>>>>>>Woke up this morning and found that my coffee-maker was broken!
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>>>>>>Nooooo...!!!!
>>>>>
>>>>>I hear ya. There is no greater hell than not having coffee. Oh the humanity!