Doh!


>What? No comments on my GREAT puns on GROUNDS?
>
>>Bought a replacement: Black and Decker 12-cup...whew, crisis resolved.
>>
>>Deserves an ode:
>>
>>Oh, thank you Black and Decker
>>for saving my coffee life,
>>without you I'm a pecker;
>>about to lose my wife.
>>
>>
>>>You are so right. If the grounds are dry, sue. If they're wet but cold, sue. If they're wet and warm, enjoy!
>>>
>>>
>>>>I think you have legitimate grounds to sue the coffee maker. I like tea, but it just doesn't frazzle my nerves like coffee.
>>>>
>>>>>Twinings English Breakfast tea to the partial rescue! Partial insofar as it ain't coffee but it's hot and has caffiene.
>>>>>
>>>>>>>Woke up this morning and found that my coffee-maker was broken!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Nooooo...!!!!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I hear ya. There is no greater hell than not having coffee. Oh the humanity!