Jim:

T'aint the first time.

>snip
>>Mike wasn't very helpful, rather just gives a serpent when asked for a fish.
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>SNIP
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>Chuck,
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>This happened to be the first message up and the word "serpent" hit me.
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>Prompted me to go back to look for Mike's "serpent". COULDN'T FIND IT!
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>You are most ungrateful.
>Here you have all kinds of people PATIENTLY writing your WHOLE program(s) for you and you have the nerve to say such a thing!
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>Your new boss, who you frequently disparage here, seems to have you read correctly in my book!
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>Just had to get that off my chest.