Thomas-

>I was not aware I ever beat my wife!

Which is, of course, the point of the example.

> You may think it is brilliant but I do not.

Sadly, I can't take credit for the example. Someone else has. It is quite commonly used to explain what is wrong with trying to argue the conclusion of an assertion where the proposition is false. You no more want to argue about stopping an activity when you never started.

> What is wrong with you? What is YOUR problem?

Eternal hope?