>>Seen on the vehicle in front of me in the fast food drive-thru lane at lunch today:

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like Grandpa -
>>not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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>Rick;
>
>One I saw some years ago:
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>Help keep our city clean.
>Eat a pigeon every day!
>
>Tom

Here's one I saw a few years back - not very thought provoking or humerous, but clever all the same:

                   10SNE1

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