>>>Seen on the vehicle in front of me in the fast food drive-thru lane at lunch today:

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like Grandpa -
>>>not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

>>
>>Rick;
>>
>>One I saw some years ago:
>>
>>Help keep our city clean.
>>Eat a pigeon every day!
>>
>>Tom
>
>Here's one I saw a few years back - not very thought provoking or humerous, but clever all the same:
>
>

>                   10SNE1
>

>
>Renoir

Naaawwwwwwww... I'm too lazy and inept!!!