>>>>Seen on the vehicle in front of me in the fast food drive-thru lane at lunch today:

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like Grandpa -
>>>>not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

>>>
>>>Rick;
>>>
>>>One I saw some years ago:
>>>
>>>Help keep our city clean.
>>>Eat a pigeon every day!
>>>
>>>Tom
>>
>>Here's one I saw a few years back - not very thought provoking or humerous, but clever all the same:
>>
>>

>>                   10SNE1
>>

>>
>>Renoir
>
>Naaawwwwwwww... I'm too lazy and inept!!!

I actually love to play! I'm just woefully out of shape...