Al
>>"Cows don't live forever, and you can't get milk (or cash) from a dog."? The reference to "Casablanca"? Puhleeese...<<
Ahem. It seems you are unaware that every milk cow eventually transpermugrifies overnight into a dog. If you are unaware of this obvious fact, it is no wonder you are not impressed by the brilliant argument.
So please be a good boy and do not rock the cart- as everybody knows, carts eventually turn into alligators and you will be very sorry if you keep annoying it. You should be grateful you even have a cart if you are so ignorant about cows.
If any technical rag asks permission to publish the above as an enlightening guest editorial, please advise that my fee will be 5 soprano sheep, an unrocked cart (I don't want the one that Doman has spoiled, either) and a pig that has not yet sprouted wings or learned to knit.
Regards
JR
"... They ne'er cared for us
yet: suffer us to famish, and their store-houses
crammed with grain; make edicts for usury, to
support usurers; repeal daily any wholesome act
established against the rich, and provide more
piercing statutes daily, to chain up and restrain
the poor. If the wars eat us not up, they will; and
there's all the love they bear us."
-- Shakespeare: Coriolanus, Act 1, scene 1