ROFLMAOPMP! :) I dare not show my wife this!

>SEMINARS FOR MALES
>(prepared and presented by females)
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>1. You, Too, Can Do Housework
>2. PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
>3. Changing Your Underwear: It Really Works
>4. How to Fill an Ice Tray
>5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas: Give us Money
>6. Helpful Postural Hints for Couch Potatoes
>7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly titled "Don't Wash my Silks")
>8. Parenting: No, It Doesn't End With Conception
>9. Get a Life: Learn to Cook
>10. Techniques of Calling Home
>11. Spelling: Even You Can Get it Right
>12. "The Weekend" and "Sports" are Not Synonymous
>13. The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
>14. How to Put the Toilet Lid Down (formerly titled "No, It's Not a Bidet")
>15. How to Stay Awake After Sex-Afterglow, Hold Me, Talk to Me
>16. Why it is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere but the Bathroom
>17. Garbage: Kitchen to Curbside
>18. You Can Fall Asleep Without IT If You Really Try
>19. The Morning Dilemma-If IT's awake: Take A Cold Shower
>20. Seeing the True You (formerly titled "No, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson When Naked")
>21. Introductory Foreplay: The Drive Home Does Not Count.
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>Thanx!
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>Tony Miller
>Vancouver, Wa