ROFL!!!! I normally cant the usual stand male bashing jokes but this is great!!! Where do I sign my husband up???

>ROFLMAOPMP! :) I dare not show my wife this!
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>>SEMINARS FOR MALES
>>(prepared and presented by females)
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>>1. You, Too, Can Do Housework
>>2. PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
>>3. Changing Your Underwear: It Really Works
>>4. How to Fill an Ice Tray
>>5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas: Give us Money
>>6. Helpful Postural Hints for Couch Potatoes
>>7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly titled "Don't Wash my Silks")
>>8. Parenting: No, It Doesn't End With Conception
>>9. Get a Life: Learn to Cook
>>10. Techniques of Calling Home
>>11. Spelling: Even You Can Get it Right
>>12. "The Weekend" and "Sports" are Not Synonymous
>>13. The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
>>14. How to Put the Toilet Lid Down (formerly titled "No, It's Not a Bidet")
>>15. How to Stay Awake After Sex-Afterglow, Hold Me, Talk to Me
>>16. Why it is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere but the Bathroom
>>17. Garbage: Kitchen to Curbside
>>18. You Can Fall Asleep Without IT If You Really Try
>>19. The Morning Dilemma-If IT's awake: Take A Cold Shower
>>20. Seeing the True You (formerly titled "No, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson When Naked")
>>21. Introductory Foreplay: The Drive Home Does Not Count.
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>>Thanx!
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>>Tony Miller
>>Vancouver, Wa