Rick;

LOL! You may have a great way to diet! Just stay at the UT and read. :)

Tom


>I spend time reading
>messages on the UT.
>My dinner is cold.
>
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>
>
>>Haikus for Windows
>>
>>
>>(HUMOR ONLY)
>>The Japanese have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error
>>messages with Haiku poetry messages. Haiku poetry has strict construction
>>rules - each poem has only 17 syllables; 5 syllables in the first, 7 in
>>the second,5 in the third. They are often used to communicate a timeless
>>message, often achieving a wistful, yearning and powerful insight through
>>extreme brevity. Here are 16 error messages from Japan.
>>
>>=================================================
>>Your file was so big.
>>It might be very useful.
>>But now it is gone.
>>-------------------------------------------
>>The Web site you seek
>>Cannot be located, but
>>Countless more exist.
>>--------------------------------------------
>>Chaos reigns within.
>>Reflect, repent, and reboot.
>>Order shall return.
>>-----------------------------------------------
>>Program aborting:
>>Close all that you have worked on.
>>You ask far too much.
>>------------------------------------------------
>>Windows NT crashed.
>>I am the Blue Screen of Death.
>>No one hears your screams.
>>--------------------------------------------------
>>Yesterday it worked.
>>Today it is not working.
>>Windows is like that.
>>---------------------------------------------------
>>First snow, then silence.
>>This thousand dollar screen dies
>>So beautifully.
>>---------------------------------------------------
>>With searching comes loss
>>And the presence of absence:
>>"My Novel" not found.
>>---------------------------------------------------
>>The Tao that is seen
>>Is not the true Tao-until
>>You bring fresh toner.
>>-------------------------------------------------
>>Stay the patient course.
>>Of little worth is your ire.
>>The network is down.
>>---------------------------------------------------
>>A crash reduces
>>Your expensive computer
>>To a simple stone.
>>---------------------------------------------------
>>Three things are certain:
>>Death, taxes and lost data.
>>Guess which has occurred.
>>---------------------------------------------------
>>You step in the stream,
>>But the water has moved on.
>>This page is not here.
>>---------------------------------------------------
>>Out of memory.
>>We wish to hold the whole sky,
>>But we never will.
>>--------------------------------------------------
>>Having been erased,
>>The document you're seeking
>>Must now be retyped.
>>---------------------------------------------------
>>Serious error.
>>All shortcuts have disappeared.
>>Screen. Mind. Both are blank....