Good thought! That might work, if it weren't for the snacks that often accompany late-night UT browsing (in my case, anyway).

>Rick;
>
>LOL! You may have a great way to diet! Just stay at the UT and read. :)
>
>Tom
>
>
>>I spend time reading
>>messages on the UT.
>>My dinner is cold.
>>
>>< s >
>>
>>
>>>Haikus for Windows
>>>
>>>
>>>(HUMOR ONLY)
>>>The Japanese have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error
>>>messages with Haiku poetry messages. Haiku poetry has strict construction
>>>rules - each poem has only 17 syllables; 5 syllables in the first, 7 in
>>>the second,5 in the third. They are often used to communicate a timeless
>>>message, often achieving a wistful, yearning and powerful insight through
>>>extreme brevity. Here are 16 error messages from Japan.
>>>
>>>=================================================
>>>Your file was so big.
>>>It might be very useful.
>>>But now it is gone.
>>>-------------------------------------------
>>>The Web site you seek
>>>Cannot be located, but
>>>Countless more exist.
>>>--------------------------------------------
>>>Chaos reigns within.
>>>Reflect, repent, and reboot.
>>>Order shall return.
>>>-----------------------------------------------
>>>Program aborting:
>>>Close all that you have worked on.
>>>You ask far too much.
>>>------------------------------------------------
>>>Windows NT crashed.
>>>I am the Blue Screen of Death.
>>>No one hears your screams.
>>>--------------------------------------------------
>>>Yesterday it worked.
>>>Today it is not working.
>>>Windows is like that.
>>>---------------------------------------------------
>>>First snow, then silence.
>>>This thousand dollar screen dies
>>>So beautifully.
>>>---------------------------------------------------
>>>With searching comes loss
>>>And the presence of absence:
>>>"My Novel" not found.
>>>---------------------------------------------------
>>>The Tao that is seen
>>>Is not the true Tao-until
>>>You bring fresh toner.
>>>-------------------------------------------------
>>>Stay the patient course.
>>>Of little worth is your ire.
>>>The network is down.
>>>---------------------------------------------------
>>>A crash reduces
>>>Your expensive computer
>>>To a simple stone.
>>>---------------------------------------------------
>>>Three things are certain:
>>>Death, taxes and lost data.
>>>Guess which has occurred.
>>>---------------------------------------------------
>>>You step in the stream,
>>>But the water has moved on.
>>>This page is not here.
>>>---------------------------------------------------
>>>Out of memory.
>>>We wish to hold the whole sky,
>>>But we never will.
>>>--------------------------------------------------
>>>Having been erased,
>>>The document you're seeking
>>>Must now be retyped.
>>>---------------------------------------------------
>>>Serious error.
>>>All shortcuts have disappeared.
>>>Screen. Mind. Both are blank....