But seriously, my dog VB made a mess everywhere he went. I was constantly cleaning up after him. He did have one amazing quality though, he could see objects a mile away. Much farther than most animals. I thought that if I could only have a dog with his eyesight, but without his other bad habits. Then one day it happened, he and a neighbor's dog had a litter of pups. I waited and hoped as the pups grew that one would possess his/her fathers tremendous vision. Then, not long ago, one of the pups barked at a cat that the others couldn't see. EUREKA! This was the pup that was the most well behaved! He still has a lot of growing to do, but with his mother's temperament and father's vision, I think he will go far. Of course you have guessed by now, his name is see-sharp. :)


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>I once had a dog that looked a little like a fox, but he was slow and ill tempered. I named him VB.
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>Comedians out of work everywhere and I'm trying to be funny. :)
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